Work Incident.
So, today I am cooking hot wings. I had a few sitting out that were cooked and had some obviously frozen hot wings about to go into the oven. This guy comes over to my stand, picks up my tongs and proceeds to help himself to the frozen wings. I tell him to please put down the tongs and that the food is frozen. Paschal comes over to help and tells the guy again it’s frozen. He looks right at us, takes a bite of the frozen wing, spits it out and yells ‘ewwww it’s frozen!’ — At this point, Paschal and I just have to turn our heads and try not to laugh. The man hits up every demo cart and eats everything they have.
As we are trading our stories, it turns out this exact man is well known for stealing cold sausage from the meat and deli section, walking around the store to eat it, and then leaves the wrapper to be found.
I am STILL laughing about him eating the frozen wing. Geez. I just am at a loss for words.